Aquarius Report

"Gandalf Predicts: Aquarius, You Shall Not Pass... Without a Stellar Week of Cosmic Surprises!"

The next Aquarius will start in 204 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 4 days, at Wednesday, 05 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 219 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 231 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 227 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 204 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Greetings, Aquarians! The Waxing Gibbous moon is floating at a ripe old age of 12.4 days. You know, in Moon years, that's almost prehistoric. But don't worry, the craters are still fresh. This week, the stars are aligning in a way that even Sheldon Cooper would struggle to calculate on his whiteboard. Aquarians, it's time to unleash your inner geek and let those innovative ideas flow. And if anyone asks, just tell them you're operating on a different wavelength. A much cooler, wavier, more extraterrestrial-like wavelength. Remember, you're an air sign, not a water sign, despite what your name might suggest. So, no need to float aimlessly like a jellyfish. Instead, take a leaf out of Doctor Who's book, grab your space-time continuum by the horns (or should I say by the Tardis) and shape your own destiny. Just be sure to keep that signature Aquarian unpredictability under wraps. We don’t want any Daleks mistaking you for an unpredictable alien entity, do we? Because let's face it, their sense of humor is worse than a Vulcan's. So, Aquarians, gear up for a week full of cosmic quirks, nerdy adventures, and maybe a few unexpected plot twists. But remember, as the Doctor would say, "We're all stories in the end. Just make it a good one." #BigBangAquarian #DoctorWhoVibes #CosmicQuirks #TimeyWimeyStuff #NerdyAdventures #AquariusHoroscope

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SignToday Is Posting: 01.07.2023 08:42:02 (aqu-01-07-2023)