Aquarius Report

"Brace Yourself, Aquarius! Uranus is in Retrograde and It's Not Just Your WiFi That's Going to Be Unstable!"

The next Aquarius will start in 142 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 24 days, at Monday, 25 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 157 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 169 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 165 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 142 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Full moon is currently 16.3 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Hey Aquarians! The full moon is currently as mature as a 16.3-year-old teenager, so brace yourselves. Just like that teen, it's got all sorts of hormonal mood swings happening and it's got its gravitational pull on your water-bearing selves. 🌕 You probably feel like you're in an episode of Babylon 5, surrounded by aliens - and I'm not just talking about your co-workers. But remember, you are Commander Jeffrey Sinclair in this cosmic drama. No alien, or in your case, no earthling can knock you off your orbit. 🚀 Now, onto the good stuff. As that moon shines brighter than your high school physics teacher's bald spot (no offense, Mr. Smith), your creativity is also set to go supernova. So grab your pens, your brushes, your musical instruments, or even your cooking utensils - whatever is your weapon of choice, wield it with flair. And don't forget to wear your favorite tie-dye shirt while you're at it. 🎨 In the love department, let's just say that Venus is playing hard to get with Mars. But fear not, for you are an Aquarian, and your charm is more effective than any tractor beam. So go out there, and dazzle them with your quirkiness, your nerdy jokes and your grand visions of a utopian society ruled by cats. 🐈 And finally, dear Aquarians, remember what Commander Sinclair said, "We are star stuff. We are the universe made manifest." Never forget your cosmic roots. Shine on, you crazy diamond. 💎 #Aquarius #Babylon5 #CommanderSinclair #FullMoonFever #StarStuff #NerdAlert #CatsRuleTheUniverse

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SignToday Is Posting: 01.09.2023 08:42:02 (aqu-01-09-2023)