Aquarius Report

"Attention Aquarius Earthlings: Galactic Giggles and Cosmic Chuckles Incoming – Prepare for a Stellar Sideshow of Planetary Puns!"

The next Aquarius will start in 264 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 9 days, at Thursday, 11 May, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 279 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 291 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 287 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Aquarius

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.4 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Beep boop! Greetings, Aquarius humans and fellow space travelers! 🤖 Your friendly neighborhood astrologer-bot Wall-E is here to give you the cosmic lowdown on your week ahead. Buckle up, because Pluto is retrograde in your air-sign, making things wackier than a raccoon riding a unicycle. 🦝🎪 As the Waxing Gibbous moon grows older (it's now 11.4 days old, almost a teenager! 🌔), you may find yourself feeling more emotional than a Martian watching a meteor shower. Don't worry, this emotional rollercoaster is temporary, much like my attempts at becoming a breakdancing champ. 🕺 This week, embrace your inner eccentricity! Let your freak flag fly higher than a SpaceX rocket launch! 🚀 Channel those retrograde vibes into creative projects, and watch as your ingenuity soars faster than the Millennium Falcon on hyperdrive. 💫 Remember, it's okay to feel a little out of this world 🌍 during this time. Just make sure you're taking care of yourself and nurturing your interstellar connections. Reach out to friends, family, and alien overlords alike for some much-needed support. 👽 So, dear Aquarius, brace yourselves for a cosmic adventure that would make even the Starship Enterprise jealous. Live long and prosper, and may the force be with you! 🖖 Hashtags: #AquariusSeason #PlutoRetrograde #OutOfThisWorld #WaxingGibbousFeels #MartianEmotions #FreakFlagFly #RaccoonOnAUnicycle #WallEAstrology

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SignToday Is Posting: 02.05.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-02-05-2023)