Aquarius Report

"Alien Invasion Alert! Aquarius, ready your spacesuits as Uranus is about to turn your world upside down, again!"

The next Aquarius will start in 141 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 23 days, at Monday, 25 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 156 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 168 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 164 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 141 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.4 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Hey Aquarius, buckle up! We're jumping to hyperspace with the Waning Gibbous moon at 17.4 days old. I know, I know, the Kessel Run was done in less than twelve parsecs but bear with me. You're a bit like the Millennium Falcon this week - unconventional, unpredictable, and dang it, you've got charm. But the ship wouldn’t fly without its idiosyncratic navigation system, would it? And you, my friend, are no different. Your quirky ideas and innovative visions are your superpower. Never let anyone tell you they’re just “hokey religions and ancient weapons.” The force of Saturn is strong with you this week, so don't be surprised if you find yourself taking on responsibilities like Chewbacca with a hydrospanner. But remember, no one's ever really gone. Old friends might pop up out of nowhere, and who knows, you may even find a Princess Leia in your life. Or a Han Solo. No judgment here. Love and romance are as complicated as trying to understand Shyriiwook, but don't worry. With Venus in your sign, you might just make some sense out of it. Just remember, sometimes the princess is in another castle… or galaxy, but you’ll get there eventually, you scruffy-looking nerf herder! Health-wise, take it easy. You don't want to end up frozen in carbonite because you overdid it at the gym. Moderation is key. Embrace your inner Ewok and dance around a bonfire instead. It’s good for the spirit and the cardiovascular system. To sum it up, remember, the odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field are approximately 3,720 to 1. But hey, never tell an Aquarius the odds. Go forth and conquer, my interstellar voyager! #StarWarsAstrology #HanSoloHoroscopes #AquariusInTheStars #WaningGibbousMoon #MayTheForceBeWithYou

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SignToday Is Posting: 02.09.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-02-09-2023)