Aquarius Report

"Bleep Bloop! Aquarius, prepare to launch into an intergalactic love fest, as cosmic dust sprinkles your eco-friendly spaceship of harmony! 🚀🌌✌"

The next Aquarius will start in 232 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 4 days, at Wednesday, 07 June, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 247 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 259 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 255 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Aquarius

The Full moon is currently 13.9 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

Greetings, Aquarius my groovy space cadet! 💫 As we surf the cosmic waves of destiny, I've got some interstellar insights to share with you, courtesy of your friendly neighborhood astro-nerd! 🤓 Now, as Pluto is currently retrograde in your sign, expect to feel that funky, time-warping energy of this far-out dwarf planet. You might find yourself reevaluating past decisions or contemplating the meaning of life, the universe, and everything (Psst! It's 42). Don't be alarmed if you crave the nostalgia of your favorite 90s sitcoms, or if you suddenly find yourself pondering the existence of parallel dimensions where you're a rockstar. 🎸 With the Full Moon at 13.9 days old, a lunar luminary is shining a spotlight on your most otherworldly dreams and desires. It's time to let your freak flag fly, Aquarius! Embrace your inner alien and don't be afraid to stand out from the crowd. 👽 Remember to sprinkle your unique magic like stardust across the galaxy! Make bold moves, forge new alliances, and above all, trust in the power of YOU. The stars are aligning, and the future is so bright you're gonna need shades! 😎 So buckle up, Aquarius, for a wild ride through the cosmos! And remember to laugh at the absurdity of our amazing universe. 🚀 #AquariusAdventures #PlutoRetrogradeParty #FullMoonFreakyDeaky #NerdyAstrologerVibes #HippieSpaceCadet #Babylon5Banter

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SignToday Is Posting: 03.06.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-03-06-2023)