Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, Buckle Up: Your Week is Looking as Unpredictable as a Hyperdrive on the Millennium Falcon!"

The next Aquarius will start in 201 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius tomorrow, at Wednesday, 05 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 216 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 228 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 224 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 201 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Full moon is currently 15.8 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Hey, Aquarius, your stars are aligning like the code in a complex video game! The full moon, currently behaving like a disco ball at 15.8 days old, is illuminating your cosmic dance floor. It's quaking with energy, like a supermassive black hole, and calling you to bust a move. This week, you're not just going to be swimming through the aquarium of life, you are going to be doing the backstroke while juggling flaming torches. Don't worry, your element is air, remember? Fire won't be able to touch you, metaphorically speaking. Remember, safety first, kids. Your ruling planet, Uranus (no pun intended), is giving you a cosmic thumbs up to embrace your individuality. Be unique, be bold, and rock those mismatched socks if you want to! In fact, why not try to start a new trend? #MismatchedSocksForAquarius Also, remember, Mercury is in retrograde so all electronic devices are suspect. Don’t take it personally when your toaster starts burning your bread. It's not a commentary on your cooking skills. Just blame it on the cosmic forces. #MercuryRetrogradeChaos In terms of love, Venus is doing the cha-cha in your 5th house of romance. So, expect some spicy salsa moves in your love life. If you're single, now might be the time to slide into those DMs. If you're attached, rekindle the flame with an impromptu dance-off in the living room. #LoveIsInTheStars So, Aquarius, get ready for a week of cosmic craziness, unexpected adventures, and some serious moonlit dance-offs. And remember, you got this. After all, you’re a water-bearer, not a water balloon. Embrace the chaos and go with the flow. #AquariusPower Remember, my cosmic compadres, life is just an intergalactic ride in this crazy cosmos, and we're all just along for the journey. Stay starry-eyed, my friends! 🌟🔭💫

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SignToday Is Posting: 04.07.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-04-07-2023)