Aquarius Report

"Strap on Your Jetpacks, Aquarius! Your Stars Say It's Time to Escape from Your Comfort Zone... and Maybe New York!"

The next Aquarius will start in 139 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 21 days, at Monday, 25 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 154 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 166 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 162 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 139 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.6 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Greetings, Aquarians! Now, don't fret about the 19.6-day-old Waning Gibbous moon. It's just going through a mid-moon-life crisis, nothing more. Feeling a bit spacey? Well, you can thank the stars for that... literally. Your ruling planet, Uranus, is doing its own version of the Cha-Cha Slide right now, which might lead to some unexpected twists and turns. So buckle up, buttercup! Remember those wormholes from Stargate SG-1? Yeah, the ones that take you from one side of the universe to another. Well, think of your life like that. Maybe you're in a tough spot right now, but just like Jack O'Neill, you've got the guts to walk through to the other side. And who knows, you might just find a new alien friend or two! Your sense of humor and love for all things science will be your secret weapon this week. Use them wisely to navigate through any intergalactic issues coming your way. Just remember - as we nerds say, it's not rocket science... well, unless it is. On the relationship front, watch out for the Venusians. They might seem charming with their shiny spaceships and all, but they have a knack for leaving hearts in zero gravity. Stick with your own kind, earthlings, they're less likely to abduct you. Stay groovy, Aquarius. And remember, when in doubt, just ask yourself: what would Jack O'Neill do? #AquarianAdventures #StargateHoroscope #WaningGibbousGiggles

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SignToday Is Posting: 04.09.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-04-09-2023)