Aquarius Report

Aquarius, prepare for cosmic giggles as Uranus moonwalks into your sign: It's *Interstellar Groove Time*!

The next Aquarius will start in 291 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 9 days, at Friday, 14 April, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 306 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 318 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 314 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto is currently in Aquarius

The Full moon is currently 13.9 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Hey, Aquarians! 🌊 Are you ready for some cybernetic humor mixed with celestial shenanigans? Let's plug into your astrological matrix and see what the universe has in store for you. With Pluto—a literal dwarf planet—chilling in your sign, it's time to embrace your inner Major Kusanagi and kick some cosmic butt! 💪🌌 Remember, when life gives you a full moon that's 13.9 days old (so specific, right?), you don't just sit there and howl at it! 🌕 You hack into its mainframe and turn it into a disco ball. 🕺 This month, channel your intellectual energy into tackling new projects or solving complex problems, because let's face it, you're basically like the Batou to our Major. 🦇💻 Just be sure not to get too lost in cyberspace, as you might need to come up for air from time to time. As you navigate the wild web of life, remember that it's okay to indulge in some digital self-care. Turn off those notifications, put on your favorite tie-dye shirt, and jam out to some groovy tunes. 🎶✌️ In terms of relationships, let your unique, nerdy personality shine! Your perfect Tachikoma partner could be just around the corner, so keep your eyes open and your heart even more open… but maybe not as open as the Laughing Man's access to the internet. 😉🤖 Overall, this month is all about embracing your quirks and letting your geek flag fly! 🚩 So go forth, my Aquarian friends, and show the world that even the most logical minds can have a blast in the cosmic playground. #AquariusVibes 🌊 #MajorKusanagiStyle 👩‍💻 #DwarfPlanetParty 🎉 #FullMoonDisco 🌕 #NerdyHippieAstrology 🤓✨

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