Aquarius Report

"Alien Aquarians Assemble! Cosmic Comedy Commences as Planetary Pals Prank Your Path to Perplexing Pleasantries and Galactic Giggles!"

The next Aquarius will start in 261 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 6 days, at Thursday, 11 May, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 276 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 288 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 284 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Aquarius

The Full moon is currently 14.4 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Ahoy, Aquarians! Captain Kathryn Janeway here, guiding you through the cosmic wormhole of your life. As we navigate the space-time continuum, it seems that Pluto has hit the reverse thrusters and is currently in retrograde in your sign. But worry not, my fellow stardust beings, for this is an opportunity for growth, self-discovery, and maybe even a chance to boldly go where no Aquarian has gone before! Now, as your celestial Captain, I must warn you that this retrograde motion isn't all sunshine and replicator-produced coffee. The full moon, currently at 14.4 days old, is beaming down a powerful lunar energy that may have you feeling more emotional than a Vulcan on Pon Farr. Stay strong, my friends, and remember that even Starfleet officers need a good cry sometimes. During this time, you might find yourself reflecting on past decisions, like that time you chose to join the Maquis instead of Starfleet Academy. It's time to face these cosmic conundrums head-on, and perhaps even seek out the advice of your own personal Chakotay. On the bright side, dear Aquarians, your innovative and forward-thinking nature will serve you well in the coming days. Like Ensign Harry Kim, you'll find yourself solving problems and leaping forward with warp-speed determination. Channel that inner nerd and reach for the stars! And finally, let's not forget the importance of laughter while navigating the universe. In the words of our beloved Neelix, "Laughter is the best medicine, and we are the doctors of the soul." So, remember to find humor in your journey, for it is your cosmic compass. In conclusion, keep your phasers set to stun and embrace the wild ride that is Pluto retrograde in Aquarius. May the cosmic winds guide your sails, and may the force be... Wait, wrong franchise. Live long and prosper, Aquarians! #AquariusAdventures #PlutoRetrograde #FullMoonFollies #CosmicComedy #StarTrekVoyagerVibes

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SignToday Is Posting: 05.05.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-05-05-2023)