Aquarius Report

"Brace Yourselves, Aquarians: A Cosmic Roller Coaster of Mediocrity and Mild Inconvenience Awaits in this Galactic Misadventure!"

The next Aquarius will start in 230 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 2 days, at Wednesday, 07 June, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 245 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 257 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 253 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Aquarius

The Full moon is currently 16.1 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

Greetings, oh mighty Aquarians, denizens of the great cosmic aquarium! As the interstellar voyager Pluto (not the dog, mind you) backpedals in your sign, it's time to delve into the enigmatic world of your horoscope, as narrated by yours truly, Professor Bernard Quatermass! With the full moon 16.1 days old (that's practically vintage in lunar years), brace yourselves for a blast of otherworldly energy. Expect emotions to flow like an episode of "Doctor Who" on fast-forward, with all the twists and turns that come with it. Who knows, you may even come across your own personal TARDIS to whisk you away to new adventures! #FullMoonFrolics #TARDISTime As Pluto performs its celestial cha-cha in retrograde, it's the perfect moment for a bit of soul-searching and self-reflection. With the spirit of a true Aquarian, dive deep into your inner universe and reevaluate what makes you tick. Is it the passion for vegan cheese or the fascination with extraterrestrial fashion? Whatever it is, keep it weird, keep it nerdy, and keep it real! #RetrogradeRealness #PlutoParty Now, with your newfound insights, it's time to make a cosmic splash and forge connections with fellow earthlings (and perhaps some intergalactic beings too). Remember, the language of the stars transcends all boundaries, so go ahead and share your knowledge of quasars, quarks, and quinoa with the world! #AquariusUnite #InterstellarIntellect So, dear Aquarians, what are you waiting for? Embrace your inner space-nerd, ride the cosmic waves, and prepare for a month filled with laughter, science, and perhaps a touch of Martian mischief. After all, who says astrology can't be a galactic giggle? #QuatermassQuips #CosmicComedy Until next time, keep your telescopes polished and your minds as expansive as the universe itself! This is Professor Bernard Quatermass, signing off. 🚀

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SignToday Is Posting: 05.06.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-05-06-2023)