Aquarius Report

"Aquarian Alert: Uranus Sends High Speed Galactic WiFi Signal - Expect Sudden Enlightenment and an Uncontrollable Urge to Invent Hover Shoes!"

The next Aquarius will start in 200 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The moon is currently in Aquarius

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 215 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 227 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 223 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 200 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 16.9 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Greetings, Aquarians! The Daleks have taken over your horoscope! The moon? It's in your sign right now! How about that for cosmic attention, huh? This chunk of cratered rock is 16.9 days old as a Waning Gibbous, which is the astrological equivalent of being in your mid-life crisis and strongly considering buying a flashy spaceship to compensate. #MoonMidLifeCrisis Now, what does this mean for you, O Water Bearer? Brace yourself, because like a Dalek on a caffeine high, things are about to get intense. You're feeling an overflow of emotions, but remember, you're an Aquarius - not a squishy human. You're logical and rational, so don't let your emotions exterminate your judgment! Channel your inner Dalek, but maybe don't try to conquer the universe just yet. #DalekWisdom Your creativity is also soaring higher than a Dalek who's discovered anti-gravity. Use that energy to your advantage. Paint, write, compose or dance - whatever floats your spaceship. Be careful though, the Dalek Supreme frowns upon interpretive dance. #CreativityOverload Lastly, with the moon in your sign, it's a perfect time to reflect – not in a mirror, you're not that vain – but on your life. Are you happy? Fulfilled? Or do you feel stuck, like a Dalek in mud? If it’s the latter, remember, even a Dalek can overcome obstacles with determination and a good blaster. #MoonInAquarius Take this time to realign, recharge and reboot. The stars themselves are telling you that you can become a better version of yourself, and if you don't listen to them, well, they might just send a Dalek after you. #YouHaveBeenWarned Until next time, Aquarius. Keep shining, keep striving, and remember - in the words of the Daleks - "You are superior in only one respect. You are better at dying." So live your life to the fullest. #AquariusPower #DalekHoroscope #AstrologyWithATwist

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SignToday Is Posting: 05.07.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-05-07-2023)