Aquarius Report

"Bleep-Bloop-Blip! Aquarius, Your Stars are More Mixed Up Than a Game of Galactic Tetris!"

The next Aquarius will start in 138 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 20 days, at Monday, 25 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 153 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 165 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 161 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 138 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.6 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Howdy, Aquarians! Alright, spacesuit up - we're about to dive into the cosmos of your life. Just like the Third Quarter moon, which is currently experiencing its own mid-life crisis at 20.6 days old, you might feel like you're stuck in a bit of an existential wormhole. But remember, Aquarius, you're a star sign, not a starship. You don't need to have your course plotted out lightyears in advance. Like a true space explorer, it's okay to improvise, make U-turns, and occasionally crash into a few asteroids. You might also be feeling as rusty as Kryten's knee joints, but don't worry, you're as dazzling and unique as a supernova explosion in the far reaches of space. Use that eccentric energy to revitalize yourself and those around you. Remember, you're not just any old star in the universe, you're a cool dwarf star- compact, dense, and full of untapped energy. Expect to solve problems this week with the same ease that Holly solves quadratic equations - once she's had her morning cup of motor oil, of course. Your ruling planet, Uranus, is encouraging you to embrace your inner nutty professor. So, crank up the FTL drive, put on your favorite lab coat, and let the universe be your laboratory. This is your cosmic heads-up, Aquarius: embrace your quirks, laugh at the face of adversity and keep pushing the boundaries of what's possible. After all, that's what makes you such an interstellar character! #SpaceAce #AstroHumor #AquariusAdventures #DwarfStarDazzle #NerdyAstrology

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SignToday Is Posting: 05.09.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-05-09-2023)