"Alien Encounters and Wormhole Whims: Aquarius, You're About to Stargate Your Way to Cosmic Coolness!"
The next Aquarius will start in 289 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024
The Moon moves to Aquarius in 7 days, at Friday, 14 April, 2023
Mercury moves to Aquarius in 304 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024
Venus moves to Aquarius in 316 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024
Mars moves to Aquarius in 312 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024
Pluto is currently in Aquarius
The Full moon is currently 15.8 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.
Greetings, Aquarius younglings! I find your lack of faith in my astrological prowess...disturbing. But fear not, for I, Darth Astrologer, shall guide you through the celestial chaos.
As Pluto plants its cosmic flag in Aquarius, expect a power surge that'll make your lightsaber glow brighter than ever before. Channel your inner Sith Lord and embrace the transformation! Feel the force of change flow through you like a true Jedi master. When faced with challenges, remember to keep calm and use the force.
The Full Moon, 15.8 days old (but who's counting?), is a beacon of hope in these dark times. Use this lunar guidance to explore the galaxy of your emotions. Meditate on these feelings and emerge stronger, wiser, and more in tune with the universe. You might even become one with the force!
So, Aquarius, prepare to embark on an intergalactic journey of self-discovery and growth. You'll conquer obstacles with a flick of your lightsaber, and soon, you'll be ready to face the Galactic Empire itself!
May the farce...I mean, force be with you, always.
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