Aquarius Report

"Whoa! Aquarius, It's Déjà Vu in the Matrix: Time to Reboot Your Zodiac Software and Unleash Your Inner Neo!"

The next Aquarius will start in 228 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The moon is currently in Aquarius

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 243 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 255 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 251 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Aquarius

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18.4 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

Greetings, fellow Aquarians! 'Tis I, your intergalactic astrologer, here to deliver the celestial lowdown on our zodiac journey. As we float through the cosmos on our very own Atlantis, also known as Earth, it's time to buckle up and navigate the Stargate of life with all the charm and wit of a John Sheppard! 🚀 The Moon, that big ol' ball of cheese 🧀 in the sky, has decided to grace us Aquarians with its presence. Uh-oh! Emotions might be running high, just like our buddy Rodney when he gets a little too excited about his latest scientific breakthrough. Don't worry, though. This just means it's time to embrace your inner McKay and channel that emotional energy into your passions, or maybe even find a ZPM (Zero Point Module) of your very own. #MoonInAquarius #ZPMHunt Now, let's talk about that sneaky little Pluto, currently retrograding all over our Aquarian dreams. It's like we're stuck in a time dilation field, and everything feels like it's moving backward. But hey, that doesn't mean we can't have some fun, right? Take this opportunity to reevaluate your goals, fix past mistakes, or maybe just binge-watch Stargate Atlantis (again). Who wouldn't want to relive Sheppard's epic one-liners? #PlutoRetrograde #TimeDilationParty With an 18.4-day-old Waning Gibbous moon shining down on us, it's time to release all the Wraith-like energy that's been holding us back. Let's face it, we don't need any life-sucking space vampires in our lives. Reflect on what you've learned from this lunar cycle and make way for new beginnings, just like when our Atlantis team discovered previously unknown Ancient tech! #WaningGibbous #ByeByeWraithEnergy So, fellow Aquarians, the universe may seem like an unpredictable puddle jumper at times, but as your nerdy astrologer, I have faith in our ability to navigate the cosmic wormhole. Embrace your inner Sheppard, and remember – even in retrograde, we can still kick some interstellar butt! 🌌 #AquariusAdventures #SheppardStyle

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SignToday Is Posting: 07.06.2023 08:42:02 (aqu-07-06-2023)