Aquarius Report

"Galactic Update: Aquarius, Time to Embrace Your Inner Alien! Telepathy Not Required, but Tinfoil Hats Optional!"

The next Aquarius will start in 167 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 22 days, at Tuesday, 29 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 182 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 194 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 190 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 167 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.1 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Greetings, my Aquarian amigos! 🖖🌜 The Third Quarter moon, currently clocking in at a sprightly 21.1 days old, brings with it an energy that screams, "Hey, let's get practical!" But you, dear Aquarius, have always been more of a "why fit in when we were born to stand out" kind of person, haven't you? Just remember, even Einstein had to balance his checkbook. This period is all about wrapping up loose ends, something you water bearers are notoriously bad at. But fear not, you're not alone. In fact, I've got this half-assembled IKEA bookshelf that's been glaring at me from the corner of my room for weeks. So let's buckle down together, shall we? Jupiter is currently playing hide and seek in your house of ambitions, which could explain why you've been feeling as directionless as a frakking Cylon on Caprica. But don't despair, just because you're not sure where you're going doesn't mean you're lost - you might just be exploring! And with Mars doing the cha-cha in your 5th house of fun, things are about to get wilder than a Gemenon night out! Brace yourself for unexpected moments of joy, like finding a leftover slice of pizza in the fridge or discovering that your favorite show released a new season without telling you. So put on your space boots, Aquarius, and let's make the best of this cosmic kerfuffle together. Remember, no one can rock the "I'm not sure what I'm doing but I'm doing it with style" look quite like you! #Aquarius #Horoscope #ThirdQuarterMoon #CosmicKerfuffle #CylonConfusion #JupiterJive #MarsMadness #GaiusHumor #NerdyAstrologer

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SignToday Is Posting: 07.08.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-07-08-2023)