Aquarius Report

"Saturn's Doing a Two-Step Tango! Hold Onto Your Space Boots, Aquarius, This Week is Gonna Be a Cosmic Hoedown!"

The next Aquarius will start in 136 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 18 days, at Monday, 25 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 151 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 163 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 159 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 136 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.6 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Hello, Aquarius folks! Grab your lab goggles and tie-dye shirts, because we're launching into the cosmos of your horoscope, powered by the energy of our 22.6 days old Third Quarter moon. Buckle up, space cadets! This week, with the moon in its rebellious phase (just like you), it's time to channel your inner Nikola Tesla. Start experimenting - metaphorically, of course. I don't want any of you trying to invent wireless electricity at home. Honestly, I'm not sure your pet cat would appreciate a sudden lightning bolt. #TeslaVibes #InventionFails As a true Aquarian, you're known for your forward-thinking, humanitarian spirit, and love for all things unconventional (like pineapple on pizza, am I right?). This week, your mission, if you choose to accept it, involves being the voice of change - whether it's at your workplace, in your community, or even on your social media platforms. Just remember, change is good unless you're talking about changing your Wi-Fi password. Let's not go crazy here. #ChangeIsGood #PasswordPanic In the realm of romance, your charisma is as captivating as a black hole. But remember, even though black holes are intriguing, they can also be scary. So, try not to pull your significant other (or potential ones) into a vortex of intensity. Keep things light, like a friendly nebula. #BlackHoleOfLove #NebulaNights Financially, it's a good time to practice some restraint. Think of your financial situation like Schrodinger's cat - it's both flush and broke until you open your bank app. Maybe keep that app closed just a little bit longer, okay? #SchrodingersBankAccount Lastly, remember to maintain your physical health. After all, you're made of star stuff, and we wouldn't want any of those stars burning out prematurely. #StarStuff #HealthIsWealth That's it for this week, Aquarius! Remember, the universe might seem infinite and mysterious, but so is the list of available Netflix series. Choose wisely. #NetflixAndStars

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SignToday Is Posting: 07.09.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-07-09-2023)