Aquarius Report

"Galactic Giggles: Aquarius Ascends into Hilarious Hyperspace Hijinks - Cylon Companionship Encouraged!"

The next Aquarius will start in 288 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 6 days, at Friday, 14 April, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 303 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 315 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 311 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto is currently in Aquarius

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 16.8 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Greetings, dear Aquarians! It's your fave astro-hipster here, ready to reveal the celestial gossip for your star sign. As always, I'm here to blend my scientific knowledge with my hippie vibes for your astrological enlightenment. So, buckle up and prepare for liftoff into the cosmic realms! 🚀 First off, let's talk about our beloved (and sometimes controversial) Pluto, who's decided to crash at Aquarius' place. Hold on to your telescopes, 'cause this means transformation is on its way! You might find yourself reevaluating your life choices like a Vulcan in the middle of Pon Farr. Embrace the change, my water-bearing friends, and don't be afraid to boldly go where no Aquarian has gone before. Now, let's not forget the Waning Gibbous moon, currently 16.8 days old (but don't you dare call her "old," or she'll cast some serious lunar shade your way). This moon phase is all about releasing and letting go, which is perfect for your inner hippie. Time to say "peace out" to any negative vibes, man. 🌖✌️ In conclusion, the stars are aligning to make this a transformative time for you, Aquarius. Embrace the changes and remember: you're as unique and wonderful as a Tribble at a Klingon opera. 🖖 #AquariusHoroscope #PlutoInAquarius #WaningGibbous #NerdyAstrology #BeamMeUpScotty #Babylon5Vibes

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