Aquarius Report

"Galactic Giggles Ahead, Aquarius! Time to Channel Your Inner Alien as Planetary Party Ensues!"

The next Aquarius will start in 258 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 3 days, at Thursday, 11 May, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 273 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 285 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 281 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Aquarius

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.5 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Ahoy there, Aquarius! Listen up, ya shiny space cowboys and cowgirls, 'cause Captain's got some celestial wisdom to share with y'all. Now, I ain't no fancy-pants astrologer or nothin', but it seems that ol' Pluto, our dear ex-planet, has gone retrograde in your sign. Now, don't go panicking like River in a room full of Reavers; this just means it's time to do some soul-searchin' and self-reflectin'. So, while you're out piloting your way across the 'verse, take a moment to consider where you've been and where you're headed. With the Waning Gibbous moon, 17.5 days old and all, your energy might be dwindlin' a bit, just like Kaylee's strawberry stash after Jayne sneaks a few. Use this time to recharge your batteries and remember: slow and steady wins the race. Unless you're Serenity, then it's full speed ahead! If things get a bit chaotic (like havin' a full crew of fugitives and misfits), remember that your adaptability is your greatest strength. Just like how we keep flyin' and find new ingenious ways to avoid the Alliance, you too can navigate through any cosmic turbulence. So, strap on your brown coat, Aquarius, and keep aimin' to misbehave. The 'verse is yours for the takin'! #AimToMisbehave #Aquarius #PlutoRetrograde #WaningGibbous #SerenityInTheStars

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SignToday Is Posting: 08.05.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-08-05-2023)