Aquarius Report

"Aquarius, Hold Onto Your Nebulas! Mercury's in Retrograde and It's About to Get Weirder Than a Black Hole Potluck!"

The next Aquarius will start in 135 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 17 days, at Monday, 25 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 150 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 162 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 158 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 135 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 23.5 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Good day, my intrepid Aquarians! The third quarter moon is 23.5 days old - or in layman's terms, it's been through more phases than a teenager's music taste. Now, your ruling planet Uranus (yes, go ahead and chuckle, I know you want to) is a bit eccentric, like that one uncle we all have who insists on wearing socks with sandals. During this moon phase, you might feel like you're stuck in the middle of a cosmic tug of war. On one hand, Saturn is whispering in your ear to be responsible, while on the other, Uranus is shouting "YOLO!" and encouraging you to dye your hair green and start a punk band. It's all a bit like being caught between President Roslin's diplomacy and Starbuck's wild impulsiveness. But remember, my star-born friends, balance is key. So, if you find yourself debating whether to invest in stocks or blow all your savings on a trip to Hawaii, remember the wise words of yours truly, Admiral Adama: "Sometimes, you gotta roll the hard six." In the end, the stars may guide us, but remember, you're the pilot of your own spaceship. So put on your imaginary flight helmet, keep an eye on your DRADIS, and make sure to navigate the universe with both caution and joy. #AquariusLife #StarbuckStyle #BattlestarAstrologica #ThirdQuarterMoonMadness

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SignToday Is Posting: 08.09.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-08-09-2023)