Aquarius Report

"Phone Home, Aquarius! Your Stars are Dialing Up a Cosmic Connection!"

The next Aquarius will start in 163 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 18 days, at Tuesday, 29 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 178 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 190 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 186 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 163 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Ah, my Aquarius friends, gaze upon the stars you must! Your horoscope I bring, in the style of the wise Yoda. Hmmmm... The Waning Crescent moon, 25 days old it is. An echo of a whisper in the cosmic wind, it seems. Like a receding wave on a beach of stardust, it is pulling back, inviting introspection. Tense is the energy, like a cat ready to pounce on a laser pointer. But fear not, dear water-bearer. The universe, playing a cosmic game of peek-a-boo it is. Alas, in this game, you are 'it'. Diminishing moonlight invites you to seek within, it does. A good time for self-reflection, it is. Hmmmm... Your ruling planet, Uranus, getting its groove on with the cosmos, it is. Expect surprises, you must. But remember, Aquarius, no need to panic there is. Even if your plans go sideways like a hyperdrive on the fritz. Embrace the unexpected, you should. And remember, adaptability, your strength it is. In your relationships, like a Jedi, be patient and kind. Communication, the force it is. Use it wisely you must. Speak from your heart, you should. Even if it feels as awkward as a Wookie at a hair salon. So, Aquarius, buckle up for a ride on the millennium falcon of life. May the force be with you! #AquariusHoroscope #YodaStyle #StarGazing #GalaxyGiggles #WaningCrescentWisdom #CosmicComedy

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SignToday Is Posting: 11.08.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-11-08-2023)