Aquarius Report

"Alien Invasion Alert! Aquarius, prepare to charm extraterrestrials with your quirky wit and teleport into a cosmic love affair!"

The next Aquarius will start in 281 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The moon is currently in Aquarius

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 296 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 308 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 304 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto is currently in Aquarius

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 24.3 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Greetings, cosmic Aquarians! 🌌 As Dave Bowman would say, "My god, it's full of stars!" Brace your spacesuits and grab your lightsabers because we're going on a groovy, interstellar ride through the astral world of Aquarius. 🚀 With the moon currently in Aquarius (24.3 days old & waning crescent, FYI), you might feel like you're floating around in zero-gravity while trying to figure out how to use that darn space toilet. 🌙💩 But don't worry, my nerdy friends, this is the perfect time to channel your inner scientist and explore new frontiers in your life. 🧪🔭 As Pluto also orbits its way into Aquarius, expect an influx of cosmic energy that will make you feel like you've just discovered a wormhole to another dimension. 🌀 Say goodbye to the past, and hello to the future! Embrace this transformative energy and let it guide you towards new experiences and discoveries. 🔮✨ Don't forget to take some time for reflection, though. After all, as Dave Bowman would remind us, space can be infinite and eerily quiet. Use this time to ponder the mysteries of the universe, or maybe just your own existence. 🤔💫 So, dear Aquarians, buckle up and get ready for this psychedelic journey through the cosmos. Remember to always trust your instincts (and maybe your HAL 9000) as you boldly go where no one has gone before. 🛸👽 Hashtags: #AquariusVibes #MoonInAquarius #PlutoInAquarius #WaningCrescent #InterstellarJourney #SpaceOdyssey #CosmicEnergy #NerdyAstrologer #HippieAstronauts #TrustYourHAL9000 🌠

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SignToday Is Posting: 15.04.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-15-04-2023)