Aquarius Report

"Great Scott, Aquarius! Flux Capacitor of Love Activates in Your Fifth House: Cosmic Giggles and Romantic Time Warps Await!"

The next Aquarius will start in 220 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 20 days, at Wednesday, 05 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 235 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 247 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 243 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 220 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.8 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

Greetings, my fellow interstellar Aquarians! As the Waning Crescent moon finds itself at a mere 26.8 days young, your quirky and rebellious spirits are about to embark on an adventure that can only be described as "out of this world" - quite literally, if I may add. As our celestial neighbor, the Moon, prepares to show its full, unadulterated self on July 3rd, it's time for you, dear Aquarius, to embrace the cosmic vibes like a Cylon embraces its inner toaster. Yes, you heard me right, my fellow space travelers! Now, you may be wondering, "What in the name of Starbuck does this mean for me?" Fear not, for I shall illuminate the path ahead with the precision of a Viper pilot navigating an asteroid field. Your innate desire for innovation and change will be amplified in the coming weeks. Embrace it like a warm hug from a fellow hippie, but beware of any Caprican love triangles. Those never end well. Trust me, I know. Channel your inner nerd and dive deep into the realms of knowledge. Whether it's quantum physics or the art of making the perfect cup of chamalla tea, indulge in your passions with gusto. After all, we're all made of star stuff! As the full moon approaches, remember to take some time for self-care. Meditate in the serene atmosphere of the botanical gardens or perhaps calculate the trajectory of a Raptor traveling at light speed, whichever brings you peace. And always, dear Aquarius, remember: All of this has happened before, and all of this will happen again. So say we all! #AquariusInTheStars #WaningCrescentShenanigans #FullMoonFiesta #NerdyAstrologerVibes #HippieCosmicExplorer #SoSayWeAll

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SignToday Is Posting: 15.06.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-15-06-2023)