Aquarius Report

"Beam Me Up, Aquarius: Uranus Plans to Return Your Lost Socks This Week!"

The next Aquarius will start in 157 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 12 days, at Tuesday, 29 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 172 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 184 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 180 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 157 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The New moon is currently 0.9 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Ah, dear Aquarius, the water bearer of the zodiac, though I've always found it a bit odd that you're an air sign and not a water sign. Now, with the New Moon just a baby at 0.9 days old, things are about to get interesting! Your ruling planet, Uranus, is keeping an eye on you this week. Remember, it's not called "Uranus" for nothing. It revolves on its own unique axis and adores the unconventional. #TiltedPlanet, #BeDifferent. Expect unexpected surprises and sudden changes this week. Your boss might decide to teleport to work, or your cat might start speaking ancient Greek. #JustAquariusThings This New Moon is urging you to embrace your inner nerd. With Mercury in retrograde, it's a great time to dust off those old Star Trek DVDs or re-read all the Harry Potter books for the 7th time. #NerdIsTheNewCool Your social networks will buzz with activity this week. And by social networks, I mean both digital and cosmic ones. You may find yourself in deep conversations about parallel universes or debating the latest Doctor Who plot twist with friends from across the globe. #CosmicConnections While most people are afraid of change, you Aquarians thrive on it. You're like the Sheldon Coopers of the zodiac – brilliant, eccentric, and with an uncanny ability to adapt. Use this energy to propel yourself forward! #BigBangTheoryVibes Remember, Aquarius, in the wise words of the late, great Douglas Adams, "Don't Panic!" and always carry a towel. This week, let your freak flag fly, and show the world what makes you wonderfully weird. #HitchhikersGuideToTheZodiac And lastly, don't forget your lucky numbers: 42, 7, and π. Yes, π. It's a number, I swear. #NerdHumor Stay stellar, my Aquarian friends!

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SignToday Is Posting: 17.08.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-17-08-2023)