By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 19 March 2023
Category: Aquarius

Aquarius Report

"Allons-y, Aquarius! Your stars are aligning for a wild ride - expect spontaneous adventures, unexpected encounters, and a sudden urge to dye your hair turquoise. But don't worry, your inner geek will still shine bright like a supernova."

The next Aquarius will start in 308 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The moon is currently in Aquarius

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 323 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 335 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 331 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 5 days, at Friday, 24 March, 2023

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 26.8 days old. The next new moon is at 17:26:44, 21 Mar 2023. The next full moon is at 4:37:18, 6 Apr 2023.

Well, hello there Aquarius. The moon is in your sign, huh? You know what that means, right? It means it's time to embrace your inner weirdo and let your freak flag fly high! #AquariusGang #WeirdAndProud But hold your horses, pal. The Waning Crescent moon is old and tired, just like your ex's excuses for not calling you back. So, take this as an opportunity to let go of all the negative energy that's been holding you down. #ByeFelicia #PositiveVibesOnly The next full moon isn't until April 2023? Well, damn. That's a long time to wait for some good old-fashioned werewolf action. But fear not, my Aquarian friend. Use this time wisely to work on your own transformation. Whether it's a new hobby, a new career path, or a new hairstyle, make sure it's something that makes you feel like a badass. #GlowUp #TransformationTuesday So, there you have it, Aquarius. Embrace your quirks, release the negativity, and transform into the best version of yourself. And remember, if you ever find yourself faced with an alien shapeshifter, just remember to test everyone's blood. #TheThing #HoroscopeHumor

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