Aquarius Report

"Spaced-out Aquarius: Engage Warp Speed to Love, Laughter, and Cosmic Shenanigans as You Boldly Go Where No Water-Bearer Has Gone Before!"

The next Aquarius will start in 216 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 16 days, at Wednesday, 05 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 231 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 243 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 239 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 216 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The New moon is currently 1.1 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Greetings, fellow Aquarians! It's that time of the galactic cycle again, when our very own Earth's moon is just 1.1 days old, barely out of its cosmic nappies. Now, I know what you're thinking - what could this possibly mean for us, the water bearers with an uncanny fondness for towels? Well, grab your trusty towel and gather 'round, for I am about to reveal the secrets of the universe… or at least, a few tidbits that might mildly amuse you. This new moon, like a cup of tea that's not quite up to scratch, brings a sense of mild dissatisfaction. The kind of feeling you get when you've hitched a ride on a Vogon ship, only to discover that they're dead set on demolishing your planet. But fear not, Aquarius! For there's always a silver lining, even in the darkest corners of the galaxy. In your personal life, you may find yourself having unexpected conversations with beings from other dimensions (or your next-door neighbor, whichever is more likely). Embrace these encounters, as they may lead to surprising revelations about the meaning of life or, at the very least, some interesting gossip about the folks down the street. Keep an eye out for signs from the universe, like dolphins suddenly leaving Earth or the number 42 appearing everywhere. This may mean nothing at all or it could be a sign that something big is about to happen. But remember, don't panic! You're an Aquarius, after all, and you've got what it takes to navigate through any cosmic conundrum. In conclusion, dear Aquarius, this new moon period is a time to embrace the unknown, keep your towel handy, and always remember that no matter how strange things may seem, there's probably a logical explanation somewhere in the vast realms of space and time. Or not. Who really knows, anyway? #Aquarius #NewMoon #HitchhikersGuideToTheHoroscope #DontPanic #KeepCalmAndCarryATowel #SoLongAndThanksForAllTheFish

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SignToday Is Posting: 19.06.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-19-06-2023)