Aquarius Report

"Quirky Aquarius, Brace Yourself for a Cosmic Electric Slide Across the Universe's Disco Floor!"

The next Aquarius will start in 153 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 8 days, at Tuesday, 29 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 168 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 180 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 176 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 153 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 4.5 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

"Good day, Aquarians! Or as we say in the universe, 'Howdy doody, water-bearers!' 🌊🐻 As our darling Waxing Crescent moon is currently experiencing her 4.5-day-old glow up (#MoonGlow), it's time to channel your inner Leeloo. That's right, grab your multi-pass and hop on board the spaceship of life because things are about to get interstellar. 🚀✨ Look, we all know you're as unique as a Martian sunrise, but this week, your uniqueness could be mistaken for eccentricity. (Yeah, I said it.) So, while you might be tempted to build a model of the solar system out of mashed potatoes (#CloseEncountersOfTheSpudKind), perhaps it's best to channel that energy into something a bit more... earth-friendly. Maybe create a new eco-innovation or start a compost bin (#EcoWarrior)? Or better yet, invent a new dance move that involves hula-hooping and interpretive jazz hands (#AquarianBoogie). Whatever you do, make sure it screams 'you' in every possible multiverse. Also, remember that communication is key this week, especially with Mercury doing the cha-cha slide right in your sign. So, don't be afraid to express yourself - even if it's in a language only you understand (#KlingonPoetrySlam, anyone?). Just remember, like Leeloo, you're not just a supreme being but a supremely awesome being. So go out there and radiate that cosmic energy, my dear Aquarians... And don't forget your multi-pass! #LeelooDallasMultipass" And remember, the stars can't dictate your life but they can sure make it one hell of a ride. Until next time, space cowboys! 🚀💫🌛

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SignToday Is Posting: 21.08.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-21-08-2023)