Aquarius Report

"Aquarian Space Rebels Unite: Hilarious Galactic Forecast Predicts Peace, Love, and an Unprecedented Urge to Rename Your Spaceship 'Gan's Garden'"

The next Aquarius will start in 244 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 16 days, at Wednesday, 07 June, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 259 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 271 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 267 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Aquarius

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2.6 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

Greetings, Aquarius! As the celestial detective Rick Deckard would say, "Wake up, time to dive into your holographic existence!" With Pluto going all retrograde in your sign, it's like a cosmic game of "Where's my spaceship?!" But fear not, my water-bearing friends, for I've got the lowdown on your futuristic horoscope. This Waxing Crescent moon, which is just 2.6 days old - still a baby, really - is about to bring out the replicant in you. That's right, embrace your inner android and get ready to explore new realms of possibilities. Just remember, even though you're channeling your inner Blade Runner, it's essential to stay human in this world full of AI. Now, let's talk about the elephant (I mean, unicorn) in the room… Pluto retrograde! You might feel like you're stuck in a weird sci-fi movie, but don't worry, it's just the universe giving you a chance to rewrite your script. So grab your neon markers, and let's get creative. While you're at it, remember to practice some self-love and self-care. Even the toughest of Blade Runners need a day off from chasing replicants. So, take a break, chill with your fellow hippies, and enjoy a virtual reality meditation session. In conclusion, Aquarius, don't be afraid to show your nerdy side during this cosmic adventure. Embrace your uniqueness and futuristic vibes. After all, who wouldn't want to be a cool, space-exploring android? Hashtags for the week: #PlutoRetrograde #WaxingCrescentMoon #BladeRunnerVibes #AquariusAndroids #NerdyAstrologer #HippieCosmos #TimeToRewriteYourScript

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SignToday Is Posting: 22.05.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-22-05-2023)