Aquarius Report

"Aquarius Forecast: Expect Retrograde Antics, Alien Invaders and Some Non-essential UFO Sightings!"

The next Aquarius will start in 182 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 9 days, at Tuesday, 01 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 197 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 209 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 205 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 182 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Greetings, Aquarians! Your life force has been running on a software update lately; you're just like our dear friend RoboCop, navigating through the streets of Detroit... only you're probably not fighting crime, unless that crime is spreading positivity and creativity! The Waxing Crescent moon, five days old and still in its tech startup phase, is sending you some major cosmic vibes to reboot your spiritual machinery. Prepare for some serious defragmentation of your inner hard drive! In RoboCop terms, you're switching from "Serve the Public Trust" to "Protect the Innocent". You may find yourself feeling the thrust of compassion turbocharging your humanitarian circuits stronger than ever. It's time to protect your loved ones and show them how much they mean to you. So, don your metaphorical titanium armor and get ready to serve justice, Aquarius style! Just remember, Aquarius, although you might feel like a badass cyborg, you're not actually made of steel - it's okay to reveal your human side every now and then. And while you're saving the world, don't forget to hydrate - oil doesn't count! Keep an eye out for rogue OCP executives this week, they might represent obstacles or challenging situations that you'll have to navigate. Trust your prime directives and remember, even RoboCop had to break a few rules to save the day. Your lucky numbers are 2, 9 and Murphy's badge number 104. Onward and upward, my brave water-bearing friends! #Aquarius #RoboCopAstrology #WaxingCrescent #ServeThePublicTrust #ProtectTheInnocent #HydrateNotLubricate #PrimeDirectives #NerdyAstrologerLaughs

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SignToday Is Posting: 23.07.2023 08:42:02 (aqu-23-07-2023)