Aquarius Report

"Beam me up, Aquarius! Your Stars Align for an Out-of-This-World Adventure in Intergalactic Love and Cosmic Grooviness!"

The next Aquarius will start in 241 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 13 days, at Wednesday, 07 June, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 256 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 268 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 264 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Aquarius

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 5.3 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

Greetings, my far-out Aquarian friends! It's time for your cosmic weather report, brought to you by yours truly, the grooviest astrologer on this side of the galaxy. So, let's dive right into it, shall we? 🌠 Pluto, our beloved not-quite-a-planet-but-still-a-planet-in-our-hearts, is currently retrograding through your sign. This is like having a surprise visit from that peculiar cousin you only see at family gatherings, who insists on watching documentaries about alien abductions and, well, Pluto. 👽 With the Waxing Crescent moon at a sprightly 5.3 days old, it's like the universe is saying, "Hey, man, take a chill pill and go with the flow!" But don't worry; I've got your back with some top-notch advice. 🌙 Now, listen up, my dear Aquarians! This cosmic combo is perfect for some deep self-reflection, just like when you accidentally spent three hours contemplating the meaning of life after binge-watching Cosmos with Carl Sagan. It's time to reassess, reevaluate, and maybe reinvent the way you view your place in this vast universe. 💫 Don't be surprised if you find yourself craving some out-of-this-world experiences, like trying that weird vegan burger joint you've been eyeing or starting a petition for a Pluto appreciation day (because it deserves love too, darn it!). 🍔💜 So, in conclusion: embrace the quirkiness, tune in to your inner hippie, and remember - as a wise man named Doctor Who once said, "We're all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?" 🌀 Hashtags for your intergalactic journey: #AquariusVibes #PlutoRetrograde #WaxingCrescentMoon #EmbraceTheWeird #OutOfThisWorldExperiences #NerdyAstrologer 🌌✨

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SignToday Is Posting: 25.05.2023 08:42:02 (aqu-25-05-2023)