Aquarius Report

"Whoosh! Aquarius, prepare for cosmic giggles and stardust shenanigans as the universe tickles your fancy this week!"

The next Aquarius will start in 270 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 15 days, at Thursday, 11 May, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 285 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 297 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 293 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto is currently in Aquarius

The First Quarter moon is currently 6 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Greetings, Aquarius! Commander Jeffrey Sinclair here, reporting from the cosmic realm of Babylon 5. It seems like you're in for quite a ride, as Pluto has decided to crash your astrological party! 🪐🎉 As we navigate through this intergalactic adventure, remember: the First Quarter moon is just 6 days old (#BabysFirstLunarPhase). This celestial infant brings with it the energy to start new projects and embrace fresh ideas, so don't be afraid to boldly go where no Aquarius has gone before! 🌙🚀 Now, let's talk about Pluto – the dwarf planet that has been demoted more times than a Starfleet ensign with butterfingers. Despite its tiny stature, Pluto packs quite a punch in your sign, bringing transformation and a desire to dig deep into the unknown (#PlutoInAquarius #SorryNotSorryNeptune). This cosmic alliance may tempt you to rebel against outdated ways and embrace your inner mad scientist (#DocBrownVibes). But remember, with great power comes great responsibility (and the occasional interdimensional hiccup). So, while you're out there exploring new worlds and challenging the status quo, make sure to keep your feet on the ground – or at least tethered to the nearest space station. In conclusion, Aquarius, this month will be filled with exciting changes, revolutionary ideas, and possibly a few alien encounters (#ETPhoneHome). Just remember to trust the process, stay true to yourself, and always pack an extra pair of socks for those unexpected trips through wormholes. May the stars guide your way, and remember: "The Babylon Project was our last, best hope for peace. It failed. But, in the Year of the First Quarter Moon, it became something greater: our last, best hope... for victory." 🌌✌️ Until next time, Commander Jeffrey Sinclair #AquariusHoroscope #PlutoParty #Babylon5Humor #FirstQuarterMoonFeels

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SignToday Is Posting: 26.04.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-26-04-2023)