Aquarius Report

"Galactic Alert! Aquarius, Prepare for an Alien Invasion of Good Vibes and Quantum Quirkiness!"

The next Aquarius will start in 179 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 6 days, at Tuesday, 01 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 194 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 206 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 202 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 179 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The First Quarter moon is currently 7.8 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Dear Aquarius, As I gaze upon the celestial sphere, I spy our First Quarter moon, a sprightly 7.8 days old. It's in its 'awkward teen phase' - too old to be cute, too young to drive the star cruiser. It seems the stars and planets have aligned just for you, my water-bearing friend. Or maybe they're just in it for the cosmic giggles. Either way, brace yourself, for Mercury has decided to retrograde once again. Yes, you heard it right, it's doing the cosmic moonwalk. Remember, this planet is named after the Roman god of commerce, communication, and travelers - and also tricksters. So, if your emails start sounding like Shakespearean sonnets or your GPS insists that your bedroom is in fact located in the Bermuda Triangle, don't say I didn't warn you! With Mars looking rather fiery these days, your passion may ignite like a supernova. Yet, with Venus playing hide and seek, love may feel as elusive as a black hole. Fear not, dear Aquarius, this chaotic cosmic tango is just a part of the grand universal ballet. While you might feel like you've been teleported to an alternate dimension this week, hold on tight to your pocket protectors! The cosmos are simply giving you a friendly nudge (or a shove, depending on your perspective) to embrace change and let go of outdated patterns. Think of it as upgrading your system software from 'Dinosaur Dilemma' to 'Astrologically Awesome'! Remember, just like an asteroid belt, life is full of rocky moments and debris, but it's also full of incredible beauty and mysteries waiting to be discovered. So buckle up, adjust your space helmet and prepare for a ride that's more thrilling than a trip aboard the Starship Enterprise! Hashtags for this week: #OutOfThisWorldOpportunities #CosmicChaos #SpaceHelmetStyle #MercuryMoonwalk #AquariusAdventures May the force be with you, Aquarius! Yours in starry silliness, Klaatu

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SignToday Is Posting: 26.07.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-26-07-2023)