Aquarius Report

"Help me, Aquari-Wan Kenobi, you're my only hope: Interstellar shenanigans ahead as Uranus shakes up your galaxy this month!"

The next Aquarius will start in 237 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 9 days, at Wednesday, 07 June, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 252 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 264 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 260 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Aquarius

The First Quarter moon is currently 8.9 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

"Hey there, Aquarians! It's your nerdy astrologer, Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace, back with another cosmic update for all you water bearers out there. So, guess what? Your ruling planet, Uranus, is giving you that extra zing to make you feel as if you're on a wild space ride! Buckle up, kiddos, because it's going to be one frakking fantastic journey! First, let's talk about Pluto being retrograde in Aquarius. Yeah, I know, bummer, right? But fear not, my fellow star-lovers, for this isn't all doom-and-gloom. In fact, it's time to embrace your inner Cylon and let go of all those outdated systems that no longer serve you. Go on, hit that reset button and start fresh. You might be surprised at the new friends you'll make along the way (just keep an eye out for any potential toaster imposters!). #PlutoRetrograde #CylonRevolution Now, let's chat about that First Quarter Moon. She's 8.9 days old and practically screaming at you to take action, kinda like a cranky baby needing a diaper change. So, what are you waiting for? It's time to roll up your sleeves and tackle those dream projects you've been putting off. Remember, "You can't play God without being acquainted with the devil." Or, in your case, just give your procrastination a good kick in the pants! #FirstQuarterMoon #TakeAction In conclusion, my dear Aquarians, don't let Pluto's retrograde get you down. Instead, use these cosmic energies to reinvent yourself and tackle those goals you've been avoiding. And remember, even when things seem like they're going to hell in a handbasket, you've got the universe on your side, and I, Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace, will be rooting for you all the way! So say we all! #AquariusPower #StarbuckSaysGoForIt"

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SignToday Is Posting: 29.05.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-29-05-2023)