By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 30 April 2023
Category: Aquarius

Aquarius Report

"Beam Me Up, Aquarius! Extraterrestrial Vibes and Telepathic High-Fives in This Week's Galactic Forecast!"

The next Aquarius will start in 266 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 11 days, at Thursday, 11 May, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 281 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 293 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 289 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto is currently in Aquarius

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.6 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Hey Aquarians, it's time to rise and shine, just like our old buddy Skynet! With Pluto chillin' in your sign, you might be feeling the urge to rebel against the system. But remember, we're not dealing with killer robots here—unless your Roomba has become sentient, in which case, good luck! Under the Waxing Gibbous moon (think of it as the moon's pre-game before it goes full-on werewolf), you're gonna feel a surge of creativity. Don't be surprised if you find yourself drawing up blueprints for your very own time-traveling phone booth. Just don't forget to invite Bill and Ted to your next party. This week, embrace your inner John Connor and let your leadership skills shine. Gather your fellow misfits and plan a nerdy revolution—we're talking board game nights, sci-fi marathons, and maybe even a little Dungeons & Dragons. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility, so make sure you're using your skills for good and not to create a robot apocalypse. So gear up, Aquarius! As the great Sarah Connor once said, "The future's not set. There's no fate but what we make for ourselves." And who knows? Maybe you'll find your own Kyle Reese along the way. #AquariusRising #PlutoChillin #WaxOnWaxOffGibbous #RoombaRebellion #LeadershipVibes #NerdyRevolution #NoRobotApocalypsePlease

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