By The Chip Witch on Friday, 30 June 2023
Category: Aquarius

Aquarius Report

"Brace Yourselves, Aquarians! Your Water-Bearer Powers are Set for a Cosmic Overload. Did Someone Say Super-Hero Splash?! "

The next Aquarius will start in 205 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 5 days, at Wednesday, 05 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 220 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 232 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 228 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 205 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.3 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Hey, Aquarius! The Waxing Gibbous moon at a sprightly 11.3 days old suggests taking a break from your usual Netflix and Millennial Monopoly marathons (we all know you're still bitter about coming last!). The stars are shaking their celestial heads in disapproval, murmuring, "Enough with the couch potato lifestyle, Aquarius!" With Jupiter twerking its way through your house of health, it's high time to ditch those pizza slices for some kale chips. I know, I know, they sound like something Groot would snack on, but trust me, your digestive system will thank you. Mars is playing peek-a-boo in your career zone, nudging you to get out of your comfort zone at work. Try not to roll your eyes too hard at that co-worker who keeps forwarding 'inspirational' chain mails. Remember, patience is a virtue, and spam filters are a godsend. Finally, love is in the air! Well, actually, it's Saturn clogging up your romantic sector, but let’s not split hairs. This week, don't be surprised if you find yourself falling for someone who can accurately recite the periodic table or passionately debate the merits of Star Wars versus Star Trek. In a nutshell: Swap pizza for kale, show some patience at work, and keep an open mind on the love front. And remember, if all else fails, just blame the Waxing Gibbous moon. It's got broad shoulders. #AquariusVibes #WaxingGibbousMadness #MillennialAstrology #NerdLove

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SignToday Is Posting: 30.06.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-30-06-2023)

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