Aquarius Report

"Aquarius Forecast: Expect a Stellar Rebellion in Your Love Life, and Your Showerhead May Just Be a Teleportation Device!"

The next Aquarius will start in 144 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The moon is currently in Aquarius

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 159 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 171 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 167 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 144 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Full moon is currently 13.9 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Alright, Aquarians, here's the deal. The moon is currently crash-landing in your sign and she's not a polite guest. She's taking up all the space, leaving her moon dust everywhere, and hogging the cosmic remote. But hey, isn't that just like an Aquarian? You guys are always setting the bar, right? With the full moon 13.9 days old, it's kind of having a mid-life crisis. It's decided to buy a sports car, get a new hairdo, and start throwing wild parties in your sign. This means you're about to experience some lunar-induced shenanigans. Expect some unpredictable energy, sudden insights, and probably a few alien abductions...of the metaphorical variety, of course. You might feel like you've been catapulted into the middle of a sci-fi movie without a script, a director, or any idea who the hell Riddick is. But don't worry, you've got this. Aquarians are known for their adaptability, right? Just remember, in space, no one can hear you scream...unless you're on a Zoom call. Then, everyone can hear you scream. So, as the moon hangs out in your sign, embrace the chaos. Break out your lightsaber, put on your space suit, and dive head first into the cosmic whirlpool. It's your time to shine, Aquarius, or at least, to reflect some serious moonlight. #AquariusMoonParty #LunarShenanigans #RiddickStyleAstrology #CosmicZoomCalls

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SignToday Is Posting: 30.08.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-30-08-2023)