Aquarius Report

"Alien Disco Fever: Aquarius Moonwalks into Retrograde Grooviness!"

The next Aquarius will start in 235 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius in 7 days, at Wednesday, 07 June, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 250 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 262 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 258 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto is currently retrograde in Aquarius

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.8 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

Greetings, oh mighty Aquarius! As the cosmic winds of space blow through your celestial sails, it appears that Pluto, the tiniest of planets (really just a big rock, but let's not get too technical), is currently in retrograde within your galactic vicinity. Time for some smegtastic insights into your upcoming week! With the Waxing Gibbous moon at a grand 10.8 days old, let's face it, this baby isn't getting any younger. Like a hoverboard running low on anti-grav juice, you might feel slightly unbalanced, but fear not! This is merely the universe's way of saying, "Hey, Aquarius, put down your quantum spanner and have a break!" Embrace the wobbly energy and use it to explore your creative side. Who knows, maybe you'll invent the next triple-headed mop? #WaxOnWaxOff Now, as Pluto does its little backwards dance, you may experience some unexpected blasts from the past. It's an excellent time to take a trip down memory wormhole and reconnect with old friends and acquaintances. Just remember to avoid any space sirens or polymorphs disguised as your mates. They're notorious party crashers. #PlutoRetrogradeReunion Lastly, your nerdy nature will shine brighter than a supernova during this cosmic cycle. Embrace your inner geek and share your love for all things scientific with those around you. Who wouldn't want to hear about the intricacies of astro-navigation or the basics of astral engineering over a cup of algae-infused tea? #NerdyAquariusUnite So, dear Aquarius, buckle up your asteroid belts and embrace the wild ride that Pluto's retrograde and the Waxing Gibbous moon have in store for you. Remember, life's a cosmic joke, so don't forget to laugh along the way! #SpaceLaughterIsTheBestMedicine Smeggingly yours, Your Friendly Astro-Nerd

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SignToday Is Posting: 31.05.2023 08:42:02 (aqu-31-05-2023)