Aquarius Report

"Aquarius: Time to Grab Your Sonic Screwdriver! Alien Invasions, Quantum Fluctuations, and Why Your Barista Suddenly Understands Gallifreyan!"

The next Aquarius will start in 174 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Moon moves to Aquarius tomorrow, at Tuesday, 01 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Aquarius in 189 days, at Monday, 05 February, 2024

Venus moves to Aquarius in 201 days, at Saturday, 17 February, 2024

Mars moves to Aquarius in 197 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Pluto moves to Aquarius in 174 days, at Sunday, 21 January, 2024

The Full moon is currently 13.1 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Alright, fellow Star Wanderers! Our Galactic GPS today finds us floating in the cosmic sea of the Aquarius constellation. If you're an Aquarius, buckle up, or in Boba Fett's parlance, "strap on your jetpack!" With the Full Moon being 13.1 days old, it's in its 'teenage' phase, so expect some lunar mood swings. Kind of like when you're trying to navigate through an asteroid field and suddenly—Bam! You're face to face with a space slug! Now don’t freak out! The universe is just testing your agility, kind of like how Jabba tests his new bounty hunters by sending them after Wookiees. It's time for you to channel your inner Boba Fett. Remember, you’re the best bounty hunter in the galaxy - not some scruffy looking nerf herder. You'll want to plan ahead this week, especially if you're negotiating intergalactic treaties or deciding which flavor of vegan ice cream to get. The stars suggest the pistachio-almond-mint combo - it's out of this world! As far as relationships go, be like Boba around Han Solo. Keep the communication clear, direct, and if necessary, freeze ‘em in carbonite until they start making sense. Keep your blasters ready, Aquarius. It's going to be a wild ride, but remember, in the end - you always get your bounty. #AquariusBountyHunter #StarWarsAstrology #FullMoonTeenPhase #BobaFettWisdom

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SignToday Is Posting: 31.07.2023 08:42:01 (aqu-31-07-2023)