Aries Report

"Aries, Buckle Your Space Boots! Mars is Retrograde & Your Interstellar Roller Coaster Ride Just Got Extra Twisty!"

The next Aries will start in 17 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

The Moon moves to Aries in 8 days, at Monday, 11 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Aries in 7 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024

Venus moves to Aries in 33 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 59 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.8 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Ah, Aries, my fiery friend. The Third Quarter Moon, 21.8 days old, it is. Hmmm. In the phase of reflection and release, we are. Sounds a bit like my last relationship, it does! Ha! An intense energy you may feel, similar to a Wookiee after five cups of Tatooine’s strongest java. But fear not, dear Aries. Use this force, you must, to tie up loose ends and prepare for the next lunar cycle. Yoda's advice is always free, unlike those pesky Jawas trading droids! Your inner balance, you may need to check. As stable as a Tauntaun on a hot day in Mos Eisley, it might not be. Practice some mindful Ewok meditation or perhaps try a few rounds of Gungan yoga. Just avoid the Jar Jar Binks pose, it can be... awkward. Remember, Aries, patience you must have. Even Luke Skywalker didn't become a Jedi overnight. And don’t forget, fear is the path to the dark side. So, no need to stress over that intergalactic traffic ticket, okay? May the force be with you, fiery Aries! #YodaHoroscope #AriesForce #ThirdQuarterMoon #JediWisdom

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SignToday Is Posting: 03.03.2024 07:02:01 (ari-03-03-2024)