"Aries: Hold onto Your Horns, Galactic Shenanigans Ahead; Mars is Trying to Steal Your Netflix Password!"
The next Aries will start in 137 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024
The Moon moves to Aries in 19 days, at Thursday, 23 November, 2023
Mercury moves to Aries in 127 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024
Venus moves to Aries in 153 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024
Mars moves to Aries in 179 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024
The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.2 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.
Hello, Aries! Oh, you fiery rams. I'm sure you're eager to ram headfirst into your destiny, aren't you? But hold onto your space helmets as we take a warp-speed journey through the cosmos of your upcoming week!
The Third Quarter moon is 21.2 days old, just like that time when Quark tried to sell slightly used self-sealing stem bolts... but I digress. This waning phase of the moon, my dear Aries, is all about letting go. Don't worry, I'm not suggesting to jettison your precious collection of Klingon opera holograms into deep space. Rather, consider what in your life might be as useful as a Ferengi without a profit motive.
This week, the universe is whispering to you to make like a Bajoran wormhole and open yourself up to new possibilities. Keep in mind, however, that not every Cardassian vole that scurries into sight is a threat. Sometimes they’re just looking for a warm conduit.
Your starship's auxiliary power might be running low, but remember, even the Enterprise had its off days. Take this time to recharge your dilithium crystals, maybe even recalibrate your warp core. Who knows, you might find a new sense of purpose, or at the very least, a new favorite flavor of replicated tea.
In closing, dear Aries, remember that life isn't always about setting your phasers to stun or charging towards the next interstellar conflict. Sometimes, it's about appreciating the beauty of a binary sunset or the simple joy of a perfectly steeped cup of Earl Grey.
Live long and prosper, my friends.
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Remember, I'm just your friendly neighborhood astrologer, not a Q. My advice and predictions come with a disclaimer: Past performance is no guarantee of future results. Or as the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition state, "A contract is a contract is a contract... but only between Ferengi."
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SignToday Is Posting: 04.11.2023 07:02:50 (ari-04-11-2023)