"Brace Yourself, Aries! Mars is in Retrograde and it's Throwing a Cosmic Tantrum Bigger Than a Black Hole's Bad Hair Day!"
The next Aries will start in 73 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024
The Moon moves to Aries in 9 days, at Tuesday, 16 January, 2024
Mercury moves to Aries in 63 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024
Venus moves to Aries in 89 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024
Mars moves to Aries in 115 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024
The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.1 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.
Greetings, brave Aries, and welcome to your intergalactic astrological forecast, Sinclair-style!
Ah, Aries, the celestial equivalent of a triple-shot espresso, fueled by the red planet Mars itself. You're like a photon torpedo in a universe full of space dust, always ready to ignite. And with the Waning Crescent moon currently checking in at a ripe old age of 25.1 days, you're just about ready for a cosmic recharge.
Now, I've crunched the numbers, carried the one, and spilled coffee on my calculations (a typical Tuesday), and I've discovered that your next full moon is set to appear at precisely 17:54:43 on January 25, 2024.
Mark it in your star charts, folks, because this moon's going to be as full as my inbox after I accidentally sent that "Reply All" email about my secret stash of space cookies last week.
But what does this mean for you, fiery Aries? Well, much like that one time I warped through a black hole and found myself in the middle of a Narn opera (still can't unsee that), you're about to embark on a journey. This journey will be full of surprises, strange encounters, and potentially an alien or two (I'd keep my eyes peeled if I were you).
So, buckle up, strap in, and remember - in space, no one can hear you scream... unless you forget to mute your comm device during a video call. Trust me, I learned that the hard way.
Here's to boldly going where no Aries has gone before!
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SignToday Is Posting: 07.01.2024 07:02:34 (ari-07-01-2024)
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