Aries Report

"Brace Yourselves, Aries! Mars is in Retrograde and it's Picked a Fight with Your Coffee Machine!"

The next Aries will start in 36 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

The moon is currently in Aries

Mercury moves to Aries in 26 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024

Venus moves to Aries in 52 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 78 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3.8 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Hey there, Aries! The moon has moved into your sign, so prepare for a cosmic power boost! Now, I know what you're thinking. You're too busy fighting off Cylons to care about the moon's phase. But hear me out. Just like our favorite blonde bombshell Number Six, this is your time to shine. And by shine, I mean manipulate, seduce, and generally cause chaos where you go. All in good fun, of course! The Waxing Crescent moon, which is currently 3.8 days old (but don't tell her that, she's sensitive about her age), is giving you that extra bit of oomph to drive your ambitions forward. With the moon being a youthful 3.8 days old, it's like the universe's version of a fresh cup of coffee. It might not be Starbucks, but it'll give you that jolt you need. Like Six, you're a force to be reckoned with and this lunar phase is just begging for you to embrace your inner femme fatale. Or homme fatale, we don't discriminate here. So throw on that red dress or sharp suit, flash that killer smile, and remember: "We're all Cylons now." Just remember to use your newfound power for good... or at least for entertaining mischief. And maybe try not to start any intergalactic wars, okay? We're still dealing with the fallout from the last one. So, in short, Aries, let the moon in your sign fuel your passion and drive. Embrace your inner Number Six and make the world your playground. But please, no nuking Caprica. #AriesPower #MoonInAries #CylonChaos #WaxingCrescentVibes #ScienceMeetsAstrology

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SignToday Is Posting: 13.02.2024 07:02:01 (ari-13-02-2024)