Aries Report

"Prepare to Jump, Aries! Your FTL Drives Are Primed for Hyper-speed, Just Don't Forget to Pack Your Socks!"

The next Aries will start tomorrow, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

The Moon moves to Aries in 20 days, at Monday, 08 April, 2024

Mercury is currently in Aries

Venus moves to Aries in 17 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 43 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Greetings, Aries, it appears you've hit the celestial jackpot! With Mercury parking its cosmic caboose in your sign and a Waxing Gibbous moon that's almost as full of itself as a Vulcan at a logic conference, your communication skills are about to go into warp speed. You might find yourself delivering witty comebacks faster than a photon torpedo and solving problems quicker than I could assimilate a new species into the Borg Collective (and trust me, I was pretty darn speedy). Remember, though, while you're dazzling the galaxy with your newfound eloquence, don't forget to listen. I know, I know. Listening is about as exciting as a Starfleet safety briefing. But, you never know what nuggets of wisdom you might pick up. And for Kahless's sake, don't let this planetary power trip go to your head. You're charming, not Q. So, buckle up for a ride more thrilling than a transwarp conduit, and remember to keep your universal translator on hand. You're going to be speaking a language that even a Ferengi would have trouble understanding. #TranswarpTalk #MercuryInAries #WaxingGibbousGlam #StarfleetSavvy #AriesAstroAlerts

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SignToday Is Posting: 19.03.2024 07:02:45 (ari-19-03-2024)