Aries Report

"Aries, Get Ready: Mars is Throwing a Cosmic Frisbee Your Way!"

The next Aries will start in 243 days, at Friday, 21 March, 2025

The Moon moves to Aries in 5 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Mercury moves to Aries in 226 days, at Tuesday, 04 March, 2025

Venus moves to Aries in 199 days, at Wednesday, 05 February, 2025

Saturn moves to Aries in 308 days, at Sunday, 25 May, 2025

Neptune moves to Aries in 253 days, at Monday, 31 March, 2025

The Full moon is currently 14.6 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

Greetings, Rams and Ram-ettes! As the resident astrologer/astrophysicist/overall geek, it's my pleasure to give you your cosmic forecast this week. Keep those horns up and ready, because the universe has quite a ride planned for you. The full moon, currently at its moody 'teen-stage' of 14.6 days old (don't worry, Moony's just going through a phase), is casting an intense glow in your sign, Aries. Remember, in SG-1 terms, that's like having a ZPM fully charged and ready to go. So buckle up, because the stars are saying it's time to gate to a new dimension of opportunities! Your ruling planet, Mars, is acting like a hyperactive Jaffa on a caffeine rush, pushing you to chase your goals. But just like Teal'c with his tretonin, you might need to balance that out with some calm, centered energy, or you risk burning out faster than a Wraith drained life force. Financially, it seems you've been treating your resources like the SGC treats Naquadah - a bit too liberally. Time to tighten those purse strings and save up for your own personal Stargate, eh? In the love department, Venus is swaying in your direction like Daniel Jackson deciphering a new language - exciting, but not without its challenges. Don't be discouraged if you don't get it right away. Remember, even Sam and Jack took...well, let's just say it took them a while. In conclusion, Aries, this week is all about channeling your inner SG-1 member - bold, adventurous and always ready to explore new worlds (or ideas). So go ahead, dial the gate of opportunities and step through with courage and charisma. May the force...oops, wrong franchise. Anyway, just remember: #TheCosmosHasYourBack, #AriesForceField and #DontForgetYourGoa'uldRepellant! This is your friendly neighborhood astrologer signing off. Until next time, Aries, stay stellar!

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SignToday Is Posting: 21.07.2024 07:02:13 (ari-21-07-2024)