Aries Report

"Interstellar Alert: Aries, Prepare for a Ride as Mars Shifts into High Gear! (Also, Don't Forget Your Helmet.)"

We are currently in the sign of Aries

The Moon moves to Aries in 17 days, at Monday, 08 April, 2024

Mercury is currently in Aries

Venus moves to Aries in 14 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 40 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.1 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Greetings, Aries Ramsters! Blast off! Mercury has pulled up a comfy chair in your sign and is sipping on cosmos (but not the drink, I'm talking about the universe. Heh.). This means communication is on FTL mode. That's Faster Than Light for those of you who aren't hardcore Star Trek fans. Just a side note, don't get it twisted with AOL's dial-up internet speed. It's the opposite, really. Remember to think before you speak, because your words are going to come out at warp speed, like a photon torpedo. And we all know how much damage those can do, right? No? Well, let's just say you don't want to be on the receiving end of one. Now, let’s talk about our lovely silver-cheese-in-the-sky, the Moon. Currently, she's at her Waxing Gibbous phase, about as full as your stomach after a vegan, gluten-free, zero-carb, zero-taste tofu burger. This phase is all about refining and adjusting, like trying to figure out why anyone would willingly eat said tofu burger. But hey, different strokes for different folks! So, my dear Aries, take this time to adjust your sails, refine your plans and remember, don't go firing off photon torpedoes without a game plan! Peace, love and Spock's Vulcan salute from your favorite nerdy space hippie. #AriesAstrology #WarpSpeedAhead #VeganHoroscopes #MoonCheese #RefineAndShine #SpaceHippie

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SignToday Is Posting: 22.03.2024 07:02:41 (ari-22-03-2024)