"Aries, Buckle Up! Mars is in Retrograde and It's More Stubborn than a Cylon on Laundry Day!"
The next Aries will start in 241 days, at Friday, 21 March, 2025
The Moon moves to Aries in 3 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024
Mercury moves to Aries in 224 days, at Tuesday, 04 March, 2025
Venus moves to Aries in 197 days, at Wednesday, 05 February, 2025
Saturn moves to Aries in 306 days, at Sunday, 25 May, 2025
Neptune moves to Aries in 251 days, at Monday, 31 March, 2025
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 16.8 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.
Aries, oh Aries, the universe has been watching you. You know that feeling when you kick open the saloon doors like Mal, ready to face any Reaver or Alliance scum, but trip on your own boots? Yeah, that’s your week, a cosmic comedy of errors.
With the Waning Gibbous moon currently 16.8 days old, it's like a heavenly pizza slice that's been nibbled on by stardust mice. It's whispering in the universal language of gravity and gamma rays, saying, "Aries, don't forget to tie your shoelaces!"
This week, expect a few minor obstacles, like tripping over Serenity’s cargo ramp or finding Wash's toy dinosaurs in your boot... again. But fear not, fiery Ram, for you are a leaf on the wind - watch how you soar! Just remember to duck when necessary.
Your celestial charge this week is to find humor in the unexpected. Laugh in the face of adversity - it really confuses the heck out of it. If life gives you lemons, make lemon grenades. If you can't run, crawl. If you can't crawl... well, you know the drill, find someone to carry you.
So, Aries, buckle up, hold onto your space cowboy hats, and remember - no power in the 'verse can stop you... except maybe a loose shoelace. #StayShiny #WaningGibbousWisdom #AriesAstroAlert
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SignToday Is Posting: 23.07.2024 07:02:25 (ari-23-07-2024)