By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 25 January 2024
Category: Aries

Aries Report

"Stars Aligning for Aries: Expect Sudden Cravings for Quantum Physics and Organic Quinoa!"

The next Aries will start in 55 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

The Moon moves to Aries in 19 days, at Tuesday, 13 February, 2024

Mercury moves to Aries in 45 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024

Venus moves to Aries in 71 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 97 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The Full moon is currently 14.3 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Greetings Aries, or should I say, my little celestial lambs! The full moon, currently as ripe as a 14.3-day-old wheel of intergalactic cheese, is casting its lunar glow on your fiery sign. You'll be feeling the gravitational pull to boldly go where no ram has gone before, but remember, not every Starfleet officer needs to be Captain Kirk! It’s perfectly okay to play Spock for a day; logic can be your friend too! The stars are aligning in your favor, providing the perfect opportunity to tackle that warp core issue you've been procrastinating about. Don't fret, my dear Aries, even Scotty had to fix the Enterprise's engine a couple of times. Your ruling planet, Mars, is playing peek-a-boo in the cosmos, and it might just try to pull a fast one on you. But you're an Aries, and you can handle a planetary practical joke, right? Just keep in mind: resistance is futile. In the realm of love, you might encounter a Klingon or two. Don't let their tough exterior scare you; underneath those ridges, they're just big softies. Remember, love in outer space can be...well, quite the space odyssey! Have faith in your inner star power, Aries. You were born under the sign of the warrior, so grab your phaser, set it on stun, and show the universe what you've got. May your week be as exciting as a time travel paradox, as joyful as a Tribble, and as magical as a Vulcan mind-meld. Live long and prosper. #AriesAstrology #StarTrekHoroscope #FullMoonFrolics #MarsMadness #WarpFactorFun #KlingonKisses

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SignToday Is Posting: 25.01.2024 07:02:55 (ari-25-01-2024)

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