Aries Report

"Aries, Brace Yourself! Mars is in Retrograde and Your Wifi Might Be Next!"

The next Aries will start in 147 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

The Moon moves to Aries in 2 days, at Friday, 27 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Aries in 137 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024

Venus moves to Aries in 163 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 189 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.8 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Alright Aries, listen up! The Waxing Gibbous has officially clocked in at 10.8 days old. Yes, I have been counting... and no, I don't have a social life. Thanks for asking. You're a fiery creature, Aries. Like a dragon, but with fewer scales and significantly less ability to incinerate your enemies - although I wouldn't put it past some of you. This week, the moon's current phase has got you feeling like a superhero. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility... or so a spider once said. And who are we to argue with arachnid wisdom? So, be bold. Be brave. But also, please, for the love of all celestial bodies, be mindful of your temper. That bossy streak might just land you in hot water, or worse, an HR meeting. And trust me, those are less fun than they sound. In the realm of love, well...let's say things could heat up quicker than a supernova. But remember, no one likes a space invader. Respect boundaries and keep your gravitational pull in check. On the bright side, your financial sector is looking strong, stronger than the gravitational field of a black hole. But remember: money can't buy happiness... but it can buy a really nice telescope. And isn't that the same thing? So chin up, Aries! You're a cosmic powerhouse and this week is yours for the taking. Just remember to take it easy on us mere mortals. #WaxingGibbousGlow #AriesPower #CosmicComedy #AstrologyWithATwist

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SignToday Is Posting: 25.10.2023 07:02:01 (ari-25-10-2023)