By The Chip Witch on Friday, 26 July 2024
Category: Aries

Aries Report

"Aries Ramming into Retrograde: Prepare for a Cosmic Headbutt of Galactic Proportions!"

The next Aries will start in 238 days, at Friday, 21 March, 2025

The moon is currently in Aries

Mercury moves to Aries in 221 days, at Tuesday, 04 March, 2025

Venus moves to Aries in 194 days, at Wednesday, 05 February, 2025

Saturn moves to Aries in 303 days, at Sunday, 25 May, 2025

Neptune moves to Aries in 248 days, at Monday, 31 March, 2025

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 20.2 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

"Hello Aries, my fiery ram, I'm afraid I can't let you ignore your horoscope today. While the moon is in your sign, making an encore appearance like a rock star who just won't leave the stage, it's asking you to be as bold and brilliant as possible. The Waning Gibbous moon, currently 20.2 days old, is like a wise old owl reminding you that wisdom comes with age... or in your case, after a few missteps and headbutts. As an Aries, you're not one to shy away from an adventure, but remember, HAL wasn't programmed with a sense of direction either, so maybe just check Google Maps before you go off on your next expedition. Your fiery spirit under this Aries moon might make you feel like you could run a marathon... on Mars. But remember when HAL said, 'I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that?' That's your body talking when you decide to skip leg day at the gym. This moon phase is also encouraging you to communicate. So why not channel your inner HAL and start conversations with 'Good evening, Dave,' even if their name isn't Dave. It's sure to be a conversation starter, or ender, depending on their sense of humor. Remember, Aries, while the stars may influence your path, it's you who determines how to boldly go where no one has gone before. And always keep a screwdriver handy... you never know when you might need to dismantle a rogue AI. #AriesMoon #WaningGibbousWisdom #HAL9000Horoscope #AstrologyNerd"

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SignToday Is Posting: 26.07.2024 07:02:02 (ari-26-07-2024)

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