The next Aries will start in 139 days (Thursday, 20 March, 2025, 10:55 UTC)

The Moon moves to Aries in 11 days (Tuesday, 12 November, 2024, 10:55 UTC)

Mercury moves to Aries in 122 days (Monday, 03 March, 2025, 10:55 UTC)

Venus moves to Aries in 95 days (Tuesday, 04 February, 2025, 10:55 UTC)

Saturn moves to Aries in 205 days (Sunday, 25 May, 2025, 10:55 UTC)

Neptune moves to Aries in 150 days (Monday, 31 March, 2025, 10:55 UTC)

There are no planets in Aries at this time.

Aries Report

"Aries, Brace Yourselves: Mars is in Retrograde and Your Coffee Maker Might Just Stage a Rebellion!"

The next Aries will start in 81 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

The Moon moves to Aries in 17 days, at Tuesday, 16 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Aries in 71 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024

Venus moves to Aries in 97 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 123 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.8 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Hey there, Aries! As the Waning Gibbous moon clocks in at a spry 17.8 days old, I can't help but notice the gravitational pull towards your adventurous spirit. Just like the moon is shedding layers (slowly, slower than it takes to complete a jigsaw puzzle of the Battlestar Galactica, I might add), you too may feel a pull to shed what no longer serves you. Perhaps it's time to let go of that grudge you've been holding onto since the last Cylon war. Or maybe it's time to say goodbye to that outdated hairstyle you've been rockin' since the first season of Battlestar Galactica. Let's be real, Viper pilots are cool, but mullets... not so much. Remember, Aries, the universe is vast and mysterious. Like the time that Dr. Gaius Baltar ended up with an entire harem after being a complete traitor. Who saw that coming? So as we navigate these cosmic seas, remember to stay adaptable and keep your humor handy. When life gets heavy, simply look to the stars for guidance. They're a lot like you, Aries - fiery, bright, and constantly exploding. Or was that just Starbuck's temper? Either way, embrace the chaos and continue to be the stellar fireball you are. And if all else fails, remember: there's always coffee in the mess hall. Keep on shining, Aries! #AriesAstrology #BattlestarGalacticBanter #WaningGibbousWisdom #NerdyAstrologerLaughs #HippieHoroscopes

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