Aries Report

"Aries: Ambitious or Just Impatient? Either Way, The Universe Has a 'Hold My Beer' Moment for You This Week!"

The next Aries will start in 80 days, at Wednesday, 20 March, 2024

The Moon moves to Aries in 16 days, at Tuesday, 16 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Aries in 70 days, at Sunday, 10 March, 2024

Venus moves to Aries in 96 days, at Friday, 05 April, 2024

Mars moves to Aries in 122 days, at Wednesday, 01 May, 2024

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18.7 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Hey there, Aries! The moon is Waning Gibbous, and at 18.7 days old, it's almost as ancient as your patience waiting for that Starbucks order. You know, the one with the extra shot of espresso, almond milk, and just a hint of caramel. #ComplicatedCoffeeOrderMuch? As Mars, your ruling planet, is currently doing its cosmic tango across the sky, you might feel an unexpected surge of energy - kinda like if you accidentally walked through a Stargate. Use this power boost to tackle those tasks you've been avoiding. Yes, even if it's cleaning your closet or emailing your boss. Who knows, you might find a lost sock...or a forgotten ZPM! #LostAndFound The stars are also whispering about potential changes in your social life. Be on the lookout for new alliances, some may be as surprising as a Jaffa and a Tok'ra becoming BFFs. But remember, even Teal'c can crack a joke once in a while, so keep your sense of humor intact. #UnlikelyFriends This phase of the Moon might also make you a bit more introspective, like Daniel when he's deciphering some ancient alien text. It's a good time to reflect on your personal goals. But don't get too lost in thought, the universe still needs you in action mode. #DeepThoughts So, dear Aries, buckle up! It's going to be a week full of surprises, discoveries, and hopefully, fewer Goa'uld attacks. Remember to keep your P90 at hand, just in case. #JustKidding #OrAmI? Until next time, stay stellar!

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SignToday Is Posting: 31.12.2023 07:02:44 (ari-31-12-2023)